Fucking my girlfriend in the ass right after she went to the bathroom and took a shower, shit got nasty literally.

I am Chris Marks and this is my regret.

I was at a frat house and within twenty minutes of meeting this girl she was doing everything, I didn’t even know her name shit came way to easy and I was to drunk to say NO. Oh, how I will forever regret hooking up with this bitch. I later found out her and her roommate had a bet to see who could fuck the most guys in one night, if only I knew that shit before I found out about the Crabs she gave me. Fuck you Frat Mattress whore.

I am UFscholar and this is my regret.

I fell for one of those Nigerian phone scams. I thought the lady loved me after we spent weeks talking, but after you give them the money she’ll never respond back trust me.

I am GreenBay Man and this is my regret.

I originally wanted to wait to have sex until I got married like a good little christian boy but when I realized everyone else had done it already. I decided to just do it with the first nasty slut I saw, which my friends will never let down. I turned down so much, just to lose it to her. +Regret =(

I am JoeSchmo and this is my regret.

I put peanut butter on my dick and had my dog lick it…

I can no longer look at my dog the same way.

I am Curious George and this is my regret.

Drunk on my birthday decided to fuck this wilder beast in my friends bed, with the lights off I didn’t learn that the girl was on her period until it was too late and when the lights came back I looked at the bed which looked like I was just part of a sacrificial ceremony. (If the girl turns off the lights be scared)

I am JuiceBoxDoug and this is my regret.

I never finished reading the last Harry Potter Book!

I am Harry Potter and this is my regret.