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My mom caught me jerking my penis

Well this is kinda embarrassing so i decided to post this here where i will be anonymous. Last night I was jerking off to a pornography movie while my mom and dad were out. As i was jerking I heard the doorbell rang, it was the pizza i ordered i looked through the eyehole or whatever it is called and saw a sexy hot bitch girl that was fucking hot so i opened the door naked and asked her to fuck me and she agreed@_@ she was freaking awesome. Then suddenly my parents walked in on me. FYI i am 17 my parents don’t know anything about who i have sex with and they just walked in and saw me fucking a girl. Man i was so embarrassed, the girl ran out and i quickly locked the door, now i don’t know what to tell them still havent opened the door

I am George and this is my regret.

Playing sexually with mz sister and mother

when i was nearly 10 years old, started i to like sex and play with mz sister in sexz way,
at last my mother figured that out,
when i turned 18 i started to look mz mother in sexaul way, and sometimes have i her in sexual waz touched
I regret that, and now i am avoiding girls, becuas i am afraid of making sex with them

I am Anonymous and this is my regret.

Definition of Regret

re·gret (r-grt)
v. re·gret·ted, re·gret·ting, re·grets
v.tr.
1. To feel sorry, disappointed, or distressed about.
2. To remember with a feeling of loss or sorrow; mourn.
v.intr.
To feel regret.
n.
1. A sense of loss and longing for someone or something gone.
2. A feeling of disappointment or distress about something that one wishes could be different.
3. regrets A courteous expression of regret, especially at having to decline an invitation.

I am OttawaMan and this is my regret.

Too much ketchup

I put too much ketchup on my french fries this morning. So I only ate half of them.

I am OWP and this is my regret.

thank you

I regret being a lesbian.
I sometimes regret not killing myself.

But (the band) My Chemical Romance has helped me through alot.

No they are not emo.

No they are not a suicide cult.

They prevent suicide and encourage people to be themselves.
I wish I could stand up to my homophobic dad.

Someday I will gain the strength to.

Thank You.

I am HomophobiaIsGay and this is my regret.

12 years of hell

Starting when I was 16 I got hooked on Pain Killers and was shooting them intravenously. I got involved in a life of crime and ended up spending 7 years in a federal prison. I thought I had it all under control. Boy was I wrong. Now I have a beautiful, understanding fiance, been clean 3 years!! Those where the worst 12 years of my life!!!

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I am LearnFromMe and this is my regret.

Cheater

My regret is that I cheated on my school work for like a year and more. I am trying to do my work honestly now, but it’s hard. So many things I will not know. I regret cheating.

I am Unknown and this is my regret.

My nothing for my family

Yes i donothing for my family this is has been the most regrasive thing in ma life..

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I am Debashis and this is my regret.

Hairy McRib

I ordered a McRib from McDonalds. It has a large lump of hair in it…but I ate it anyway. 2 hours later I was vomiting up a storm. It wasn’t worth it!

I am Gregg and this is my regret.

Oh Willow

Was listening to Willow Smith’s new song “I Whip my hair around” thinking she sounded sexy till I found out she was 9. So disturbing and SAD thanks again fresh prince for everything.

I am Geoffrey and this is my regret.

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