Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died.

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I am Owch and this is my regret.

OBAMA!!!

I am Jimmy Buffet and this is my regret.

I have to stop relying on Bill.

I am Hillary and this is my regret.

This past February, I went to see a band called New Found Glory play a show in Toronto. I was beyond stoked to have the time of my life and watch some great live music. Stupidly enough, I decided to bull rush into the mosh pit. Why was that such a stupid move? Check out the picture below. My nose has not been the same since. How’s that for a regret?

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I am Brandon and this is my regret.

I am so glad I found this website cause I am too embarassed to tell my friends about this fiasco. I was watching porn earlier today on my computer when my mother walked in. In an effort to quickly get rid of it I try to hit the X button to close the window, only to miss and bring up a worse video… showing two guys jacking eachother off. My parents are now worried about me and I am pretty sure I made the situation 10x worse than what it would’ve been.

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I am xnpauly9 and this is my regret.

I was shit drunk and landed up in bed with my girlfriend. She was half asleep and seemed to be in a similar state although not as drunk as me. We both stripped and started about trying to get into a missionary position. We did thoroughly enjoy the act or so it seemed to be. Next morning when I woke up I realized that I had fucked my girlfriends sister as I had landed in the wrong bedroom. Nevertheless I had a good time but the relationship was over then and there.

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I am Zanus Zaruzelski and this is my regret.

one day i was in very rush….i had meeting just in A minute ahead……i went to bathroom..i came back to attend meeting…as i got off my chair and started everyone started laughing….to my suprise i couldn’t understand what has happend…then one of my friend took me aside and told me that i had forgetten to zip my pant…… zipper…:(

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I am raj,hotblow_4u@hotmail.com and this is my regret.

My sister tricked me into eating dog food. She said it was beef jerky. The said thing is… that is tasted really good at first. Dogs are getting spoiled these days… It left a terrible aftertaste in my mouth though. FMR

I am HungryHippos and this is my regret.

So today in class I forgot to bring my own textbook. Because of this the teacher lent me her copy. While we were watching a short video in the classroom I fell asleep and drooled all over two of the pages…. soaking part of the book. Later on in class the teacher took her book back, only to find out that the question/answer section of the book had my drool on it. She made me stay after class and lectured me. I was late to my next class and now have detention for being tardy so much. FMR.

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I am Sleepy Simon and this is my regret.

Ok so this is a little gross… lol. One day my girl was giving me oral around 30 minutes after we had pizza. I guess those pepperonis did not set well cause the moment she was down there I let a big one rip. I was trying to be silent about it but that was an absolute fail. It was her first time ever giving a blow job and she is now afraid to give me oral ever again. FMR

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I am Mr Poopie Pants and this is my regret.